i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
I dont think thats how it works
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| Professor: | Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years? |
|---|---|
| Like 3 people: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | Who plans on never getting married? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | *points me out* why? |
| Me: | It's illegal. |
| Professor: | touche. |
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